英語小笑話 英語小笑話有哪些

1、A Useful Way 一個有效的方法

Father: Jack， why do you drink so much water?

Jack: I have just had an apple， Dad。

Father: Whats that got to do with it?

Jack: I forgot to wash the apple。

爸爸：傑克，你幹嘛喝這麼多水呀?

傑克：我剛才吃了個蘋果，爸爸。

爸爸：可是這跟喝水有什麼關係呢?

傑克：我忘了洗蘋果呀。

2、我根本就看不見

After supper， the parents were busy playing mah-jong with the guests。 At this point the mother thought of something and said to her son who was watching TV， Honey， go see if the kitchen light is on or not? After a while， her son returnedand said， Ma， the kitchen is so dark that I cannot see it at all。

晚飯後，父親和母親都忙着和客人玩麻將，這時母親忽然想起點兒事來，便對正在看電視的兒子説道：“寶貝，去看看廚房裏的燈是不是還開着呢?” 過了一會兒，兒子回來説：“媽，廚房裏太黑了，我根本就看不見。”

3、Toms excuse 湯姆的藉口

Teacher: Tom， why are you late for school every day?

Tom: Every time I e to the corner， a sign says， School-Go Slow。

教師：湯姆，您為什麼每一天上學遲到?

湯姆：我每次走過拐角，一個路標上頭寫着：學校----慢行。

4、三隻烏龜

Three turtles decided to have a cup of coffee。 Just as they got into the cafe， it started to rain。

The biggest turtle said to the smallest one， Go home and get the umbrella。

The little turtle replied， I will， if you dont drink my offee。

We wont， the other two promised。

Two years later the big turtle said to the middle turtle， Well， I guess he isnt ing back， so we might as well drink his coffee。

Just then a voice called from outside the door， If you do， I wont go。

三隻烏龜決定去喝咖啡。它們剛到咖啡店的門口，就下起雨來。於是最大的那隻烏龜對最小的烏龜説，“回家去取傘吧。”[由整理]

最小的烏龜説，“如果你們不把我的咖啡喝了，我就去。”

“我們不喝，”另外兩隻烏龜答應説。

兩年後，大烏龜對中烏龜説，“好吧，我猜他肯定不回來了，我們能夠把它的咖啡喝掉了。”

正在這時，一個聲音從門外傳來，“你們要是喝了，我就不去。”