英語幽默故事大全 真是太搞笑了

1、Boy, why have you got cotton-wool in your ear? Is it infected?

No, sir, but you said yesterday that everything you told me went inone ear and out the other, so I am trying to stop it.“孩子，你為什麼用棉花塞住耳朵？它感染了嗎？”“沒有，老師。可是你昨天説你告訴我的知識都是一個耳朵裏進，一個耳朵裏出，所以我要把它堵在裏面。”

2、I’m sorry, Madam, but I shall have to charge you twenty dollars forpulling your boy’s tooth .

Twenty dollars! Why, I understand you to say that you charged onlyfour dollars for such work!

Yes, but this youngster yelled so terribly that he scared four otherpatients out of the office.”“對不起，夫人，為您孩子拔牙我要收取20美元。”“20美元！為什麼？不是説好只要4美元。”“是的，但是你的孩子大喊大叫，把另外四個病人嚇跑了。”

3、Teacher：We all know thatbeat causes an object to expand and cold cause it to contract. Now, can anyonegive me a good example?

John：Well, in thesummer the days are long, and in the winter the days are short.老師：我們都知道熱脹冷縮的道理。現在，誰給我舉個例子？

約翰：嗯，在夏天天都長，在冬天天都短。